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Joke#1: Seikaku Otosan> A door to door vacuum salesman knocks on the door and a woman answers. After a listening to the sales pitch the salesman asks if she has any questions to which she replies yes... just one does your vacuum really suck… the salesman a bit shocked replies. Well of course it sucks. At which the woman says, "thanks but I don’t need something that sucks." Joke#2: Seikaku Otosan> There is a little town in Georgia over run with pigeons and the mayor upon trying everything he could think of to get rid of them puts an add in a national newspaper with a 1 million dollar reward for anyone who can get rid of the pigeons. A few weeks later a man shows up at the mayors office and tells him he has a sure fire way to get rid of thepigeonsand will do it for free but he has one stipulation. That he can’t ask him any questions how. The mayor agrees and they walk outside. The man gets a bird cage out of his car and removes one blue pigeon and releases it. The mayor watching this looks at the man and proceeds to spout profanity after profanity.. you were supposed to get RID of the pigeons not ADD to them... the man eventually calms the mayor and says .. just give me one day. Meet me back here tomorrow same time and I will guarantee all your pigeons will begone. The mayor agrees and the next day they meet again. The man calls his blue pigeon back and whispers to it a moment then releases it as the mayor watches the man release the pigeon a second time he starts to spew more profanities just then he notices that all the pigeons in the area take flight and upon looking up notices a Huge flock of pigeons leaving the town. Shocked and in amazement the mayor looks at the man and says, sir I must ask. One question. Please... the man thinks for a moment and says ok but it will cost you 1 million dollars. The mayor happily replies it will be totally worth it. And writes out a certified check for 1 million dollars… and asks his question “do you have any blue Mexicans?” |
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